Thought Trump’s Doctor Was Crazy? Meet His Lawyer…


DONALD TRUMP'S PERSONAL LAWYER IS IN A PARTICULARLY INTERESTING POSITION RIGHT NOW HE'S GOING TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE LEGAL DEFENSE FOR DONALD TRUMP ON ISSUES HAVING TO DO WITH RUSSIA, BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO KNOW THAT AT THIS POINT MARC KASOWITZ DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A SECURITY CLEARANCE, WHICH MEANS THAT MANY OF THE DOCUMENTS WHICH COULD THEORETICALLY BE A PART OF THIS CASE IF THIS CASE DEVELOPS, THE LEAD LAWYER WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK AT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE ACTUAL ABILITY TO DO SO LEGALLY

WE CAN SPECULATE ABOUT WHY THAT MIGHT BE, THERE ARE REPORTS ABOUT POSSIBLE CONCERNS ABOUT ALCOHOLISM, WHICH OF COURSE HE AND HIS REPRESENTATIVES DISAGREE STRONGLY WITH, BUT THAT STORY IS OUT THERE, AND APPARENTLY IN RESPONSE TO THE STORY WE HAVE AN EMAIL EXCHANGE INVOLVING MARC KASOWITZ THAT REALLY GETS TO THE CORE OF WHO HE IS THIS IS THE LAWYER FOR OUR PRESIDENT A STRANGER WHO HAS NOT BEEN IDENTIFIED EMAILS MARC KASOWITZ LAW FIRM AND SAYS THIS, I BELIEVE IT IS IN YOUR INTEREST AND YOUR FIRMS INTEREST TO RESIGN FROM YOUR POSITION ADVISING THE PRESIDENT IN PENDING FEDERAL LEGAL MATTERS NO GOOD CAN COME FROM THIS AND YOUR NAME MAY TURN OUT TO BE A DISPARAGING HISTORICAL FOOTNOTE TO THE PRESIDENCY OF DJT WHICH TO ME SOUNDS A SUPPORTER

AND MARC KASOWITZ SENDS OUT STANDARD LEGAL BOILERPLATE — FUCK YOU BUT TO BE FAIR, HE PUT THE ASTERISK IN THAT EMAIL, AND I APPRECIATE, THAT'S FUNNY THAN 12 MINUTES GOES BY, AND HE'S LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, I'VE GOT TO REACH OUT TO THIS TOTAL STRANGER ON THE INTERNET MORE YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT I WILL KNOW YOU HOW DARE YOU SEND ME AN EMAIL LIKE THAT? I'M ON YOU NOW, YOU ARE FUCKING WITH ME NOW — THE ASTERISK IS GONE NOW, LET'S SEE WHO YOU ARE, WATCH YOUR BACK, BITCH

THAT'S THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYER YOU ARE A PIRATE, BITCH THE INTERNET STRANGER RESPONDS WITH, THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND REPLY, I MAY BE IN TOUCH AS APPROPRIATE THAT'S CLEARLY A TROLLING RESPONSE, LET'S BE CLEAR HE'S SAYING I MAY BE IN TOUCH AS APPROPRIATE, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU

I'M GOING TO FIND YOU, WATCH YOUR BACK, THAT'S THREATENING KASOWITZ'S RESPONSE TO THAT JUST TWO MINUTES LATER SAYING CALL ME IF YOU WANT A CONVERSATION, I WILL HAVE IT WITH YOU YOU ARE SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT CALL ME DON'T BE AFRAID, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

STAND UP IF YOU DON'T CALL, YOU'RE JUST AFRAID CALL ME HE REALLY WANTS TO TALK HE WANTS TO TALK TO HIM WHILE HE'S STANDING, CURIOUSLY

STAND UP AND TALK TO ME FIVE MINUTES GOES BY AND HE'S STILL MAD, HE SAYS, I'M JEWISH I PRESUME YOU ARE TOO — WE DON'T KNOW WHY, IT COULD BE THE NAME, WE DON'T KNOW, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THERE'S ANY OTHER INFORMATION ABOUT THIS PERSON IT HAS TO BE THE NAME STOP BEING AFRAID, CALL ME, OR GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND I WILL CALL YOU

I ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, I'M ON YOU, YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL ME YOU WILL SEE ME I PROMISE BRO BRO, THE GUY IS LIKE 70 YEARS OLD

HE ENDED WITH BRO IT WASN'T A BRUH, FOR THE RECORD, IT WAS A BRO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I WILL PAUSE AND REALIZE WE ARE IN A SURREAL MOVIE COULD YOU IMAGINE IF OBAMA'S LAWYER SENT THIS NOTE TO ANYONE? IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE LARGEST SCANDAL IN OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY BY AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE HERE IS THE DIFFERENCE, WE NEVER KNEW WHO OBAMA'S LAWYER WAS

THERE WASN'T AS MUCH LEGAL JEOPARDY GOING AROUND LOTS OF LAYERS TO THIS, WHICH I'M AMUSED BY FIRST OFF, THE FIRST EMAIL SENT BY THE GUY, THE HEADLINE WAS, THE TITLE WAS, RESIGN NOW SO I DIDN'T READ THE TEXT OF THE EMAIL UNTIL LATER, I JUST KNEW THAT IT SAID RESIGN NOW I SAW KASOWITZ'S REPLY FIRST, I WAS LIKE, IT SAYS RESIGN NOW BUT HE MUST HAVE LIT INTO HIM IN THE BODY OF THE EMAIL

IT TURNS OUT WHEN YOU READ THE BODY OF THE EMAIL, RESIGN NOW PLEASE, I THINK YOU ARE HURTING THE PRESIDENT, IT'S INCREDIBLY POLITE HE RECEIVES THIS POLITE EMAIL WITH A BENIGN RESIGN NOW HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN ONLINE? YOU WANT TO SEE VITRIOL? RESIGN NOW TRIGGERED YOU? THAT'S NICER THAN ANYTHING ANYONE HAS SAID TO ME ONLINE THIS IS THE MOST SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE I'VE EVER SEEN RESIGN NOW — WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME? HE SAID, I'M ON YOU

WHAT THE FUCK? I THINK HE'S STANDING AS HE'S TYPING ANGRILY AT THE SECOND PART THAT AMUSES ME HE TYPES THE FUCK YOU, AND THEN 12 MINUTES LATER, I'M GOING TO GO AGAIN YOU BITCH! LET'S GET BACK TO THE THING THAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, WHICH IS, KASOWITZ DID NOT WANT SECURITY CLEARANCE FIRST OF ALL IF YOU ARE DONALD TRUMP AND YOUR LAWYER WON'T REVIEW THE MATERIALS HE NEEDS TO IN ORDER TO DEFEND YOU, YOU'RE FIRED

HE SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY FIRED, THAT'S INSANE HE SHOULD RESIGN NOW WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHOA, WHOA, SORRY BUT TRUMP IS AN IDIOT SO HE SAYS THE PROSECUTORS WILL LOOK AT THE MATERIAL BUT MY LAWYER WON'T HE HAS USED THIS GUY FOREVER

AND THIS GUY HAS REPRESENTED FIVE OUT OF THE SIX MAFIA FAMILIES IN NEW YORK HENCE I'LL FIND YOU, I GOT YOUR PHONE NUMBER, BRO MAYBE SIX OUT OF SEVEN NOW THEY SAID HIS EXCUSE FOR NOT GETTING SECURITY CLEARANCE, HE DIDN'T SAY THIS AND HE DENIES IT, WAS THAT HE HAD PROBLEMS WITH ALCOHOLISM I DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT, I THOUGHT LOOK, DUDE, YOU HAVE DONE SOME SHADY THINGS IN YOUR PAST, AND YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET THAT SECURITY CLEARANCE — NUMBER ONE YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET IT, NUMBER TWO THE STUFF THEY FIND OUT ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU GO TO GET THAT CLEARANCE WILL GET YOU IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE, THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T GET THE SECURITY CLEARANCE

EXCEPT HAVING SEEN THESE EMAILS, I NOW THINK THERE'S SOME CHANCE HE IS A DRUNK THAT IS A DRUNK MOVE TO DO, THREE OR FOUR TIMES IN A ROW, WE ARE, BRO? JUST BECAUSE I THINK KASOWITZ IS ALREADY STARTING TO EMAIL US, THAT'S SPECULATION BACK OFF, BRO BY THE WAY I'M TRYING TO BE NICE TO HIM, BECAUSE IF HE IS AN ALCOHOLIC THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING, BUT AT LEAST THERE'S SOME EXCUSE HE DID APOLOGIZE THROUGH A SPOKESPERSON, EVENTUALLY HIMSELF, HE APOLOGIZED

HE SAID THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES WHEN ONE WISHES HE COULD REVERSE THE CLOCK, BUT OF COURSE I CAN'T AND INTERESTINGLY THE DAY AFTER THE EMAILS HE IS TYPING MUCH BETTER INTERESTING BUT HE ALSO SAID THIS CAME AT THE END OF A LONG DAY, IT WAS AT 10 PM AND THE DAY WASN'T EVEN OVER YET SO I GUESS HE WAS TIRED

MAY BE PEOPLE EMAIL THINGS WHEN THEY ARE TIRED THERE IS NO AMOUNT OF TIRED WHERE I FUCKING RIP INTO A GUIDE WHEN I'M THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYER AND SOMEONE SENDS ME THE MOST BENIGN EMAIL THIS IS THE PRESIDENT'S LAWYER THIS IS THE PRESIDENT, THOUGH WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT HIS LAWYER IS THIS GUY? COME ON, GUYS

IF YOU CAN'T TELL BY NOW WHO TRUMP IS, YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE IT HE'S BEEN DOING BUSINESS WITH GUYS LIKE THIS FOR DECADES AND DECADES LIKE MICHAEL SAID, I DIDN'T KNOW THE DEGREE TO WHICH HE HAD REPRESENTED THOSE FAMILIES, BUT IF YOU LOOK AT TRUMP'S RECORD OF WORKING WITH THOSE FAMILIES, THE CRIME FAMILIES IN NEW YORK, IT'S AMAZING HE LITERALLY REPRESENTED FIVE OF THE SIX MAFIA FAMILIES IN NEW YORK AT DIFFERENT TIMES IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE THAT HE'S ALSO REPRESENTING TRUMP

YOU WANT TO KEEP DENYING WHO HE IS, THAT'S FINE AND I WILL END ON A JESSE QUOTE FROM BREAKING BAD TO BE FAIR TO TRUMP, WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, YOU DON'T NEED A CRIMINAL LAWYER, YOU NEED A *CRIMINAL* LAWYER

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