Trump Takes Credit For Releasing The JFK Files


ALSO THIS WEEKEND, THE PRESIDENT SAT DOWN WITH FOX NEWS HOST AND SALON HAIRCUT PHOTO #7, MARIA BARTIROMO AND SHE IMMEDIATELY HELD TRUMP'S FEET TO THE FIRE, TO MAKE SURE THEY WERE NICE AND COZY

>> MR PRESIDENT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SITTING DOWN WITH ME TODAY >> THANK YOU >> HERE WE ARE IN THE WEEK THAT THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE JUST HIT 23,000, $5 1/3 TRILLION OF MARKET VALUE CREATED SINCE YOUR ELECTION, LARGELY BECAUSE OF THIS ANTICIPATION AND HOPE THAT YOUR POLICIES WILL GET IMPLEMENTED >> Stephen: MR

PRESIDENT, FIRST QUESTION: YOU'RE AMAZING FOLLOW-UP: CAN YOU HEAR MY QUESTIONS FROM SO FAR UP YOUR ASS? ( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: WHOA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) >> Stephen: CAN YOU HEAR THEM? AND BARTIROMO WASN'T THE ONLY ONE PRAISING TRUMP SO WAS TRUMP: >> IF YOU LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE DONE BETWEEN REGULATION– I HAVE CUT MORE REGULATIONS IN NINE MONTHS THAN ANY PRESIDENT HAS CUT DURING THE ENTIRE TERM THAT THEY WERE IN NOBODY'S CUT– >> YEAH, YOU'RE BETTER THAN PRESIDENT BUSH– THE FEDERAL PAGES ARE DOWN OVER 30% UNDER YOUR LEADERSHIP >> WELL, AND BY THE WAY I'VE JUST BEGUN BECAUSE– >> SO THERE ARE MORE REGULATION — >> WELL, THERE'S A LOT MORE

I MEAN REALLY, A LOT MORE I MEAN I THINK I CAN DOUBLE IT BEFORE IT'S OVER >> Stephen: YES, HE'S GOING TO DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF PAGES THAT AREN'T THERE "BY THE TIME I'M DONE, AMERICA WILL BE AN ABSOLUTELY LAWLESS HELLSCAPE DUMP ANYTHING YOU WANT INTO THE DRINKING WATER

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU PAINT THINNER, MAKE PEOPLE DRINK PAINT THINNER-ADE" ( LAUGHTER ) BUT THERE WAS ONE AREA WHERE BARTIROMO THOUGHT THINGS WERE TOO LAX: >> I'M WONDERING WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT TECH RIGHT NOW? YOU HAVE THESE COMPANIES THAT ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER BEFORE THEY HAVE EVERYTHING, ALL THIS DATA ON US THEY ARE SELLING THE DATA SHOULD THE TECH COMPANIES LIKE THESE MORE REGULATED? >> IT'LL BE VERY INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT– THERE ARE TWO VERY DISTINCT VIEWS ON THAT

I CAN GO — HONESTLY I CAN GO EITHER WAY ON IT >> Stephen: YEP, JUST LIKE THE SIGN ON TRUMAN'S DESK: "THE BUCK STOPS HERE, OR SOMEWHERE ELSE, I CAN GO EITHER WAY ON IT" ( LAUGHTER ) BUT TRUMP LIKES TECH, ESPECIALLY TWITTER >> Jon: YEAH >> Stephen: HE LOVES THAT THING

AND HE COULDN'T RESIST PRAISING HIS OWN TWEETS >> YOU KNOW THEY ARE WELL CRAFTED I WAS ALWAYS A GOOD STUDENT, I AM LIKE A PERSON THAT DOES WELL WITH THAT KIND OF THING >> Stephen: OH, YOU CAN TELL THAT HE WAS A GOOD STUDENT EVEN BACK THEN ALL OF HIS PAPERS WERE A 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS

"GEORGE WASHINGTON WON THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR BECAUSE HE WAS LIKE A PERSON THAT DOES WELL WITH THAT KIND OF THING #FAKETEETH" ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) AND I'M MUCH BETTER THAN GEORGE WASHINGTON BECAUSE LIKE HIM I CAN'T TELL A LIE I TELL A LOT OF THEM ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) AND ON SATURDAY, TRUMP TWEET-NOUNCED AN EXCITING NEW DEVELOPMENT: "I WILL BE ALLOWING, AS PRESIDENT, THE LONG BLOCKED AND CLASSIFIED J

FK FILES TO BE OPENED" THAT'S RIGHT, THE DOCUMENTS WILL BE RELEASED BY THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES THIS THURSDAY IS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK ( PIANO RIFF ) ARE WE EXPECTED TO BELIEVE THAT A SINGLE NATIONAL ARCHIVES COULD RELEASE ALL THESE DOCUMENTS? AND WHAT IS A NATIONAL ARCHIVE BUT A FANCY WORD FOR "BOOK DEPOSITORY?" THINK ABOUT IT I HAVEN'T ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, TRUMP'S NOT REALLY THROWING OPEN THE FILES

THE RELEASE OF THE DOCUMENTS WAS ACTUALLY MANDATED TO OCCUR THIS MONTH UNDER A 1992 LAW SO THIS WAS SCHEDULED AND HE'S TAKING CREDIT FOR IT "I'VE GIVEN IT SOME THOUGHT, AND I'VE COME TO THE DECISION THAT I WILL BE ALLOWING CHRISTMAS TO HAPPEN THIS YEAR YOU'RE WELCOME, WHOVILLE

" >> Jon: WHOA, WHOA! >> Stephen: THAT SANK IN THEY LOVE CHRISTMAS A LOT NOW — MOST PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT THE DOCUMENTS SHOULD BE UNSEALED BUT BECAUSE LEE HARVEY OSWALD TOOK A MYSTERIOUS TRIP TO MEXICO WEEKS BEFORE THE ASSASSINATION, SOME HISTORIANS ARE CONCERNED THAT THE DOCUMENT COULD BE DAMAGING TO US

-MEXICO RELATIONS OH, I THINK THAT SHIP HAS SAILED ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I THINK THAT'S — BYE-BYE ( PIANO RIFF ) OF COURSE, TRUMP'S TWEET THAT HE WOULD RELEASE THE JF

K FILES CAME RIGHT DURING THE WHOLE GOLD STAR FAMILY CONTROVERSY PEOPLE SAY IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN FOR A DISTRACTION OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT SO NOW WHEN TRUMP FEELS CORNERED, HE'LL JUST DECLASSIFY AMERICA'S BIGGEST SECRETS "ROBERT MULLER IS PRESENTING THE FINDINGS OF THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION ON TUESDAY DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT THE SAME DAY I AM GIVING AWAY AN ALIEN PLASMA CANNON FROM AREA 51! TENTH CALLER WINS!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

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