Trump’s Lawyer: Racist? Some Of My Best Friends Are Black!


DONALD TRUMP'S LONGTIME LAWYER, MICHAEL COHEN, DECIDED TO MAKE THE CASE THAT HE IS NOT RACIST, OKAY? IN FACT, HE KNOWS A LOT OF MINORITIES ñ A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE, SPECIFICALLY ñ AND HE'S TAKEN A LOT OF PICTURES WITH THEM SO, IN AN EFFORT TO DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST ANYONE WHO THINKS HE MIGHT BE RACIST, OR HIS ASSOCIATION WITH DONALD TRUMP, HE TREATED THE FOLLOWING: NOW, IT IS A COLLAGE OF HIMSELF WITH A NUMBER OF BLACK PEOPLE

THAT SETTLES IT AND HE SAYS, "AS THE SON OF A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR VIDEO BUFFERING – KNOW IF HE WAS GETTING, LIKE THIS WAVE OF HATRED, RIGHT

I'M SURE ON TWITTER HE DID I MEAN, EVERYONE GETS A WAVE OF HATRED ON TWITTER, REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY DO BUT HERE IS THE REALITY, NO ONE OF IMPORTANCE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU, SO JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING, DON'T RELEASE THAT TWEET BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS IT'S A WEIRD THING, LIKE YOU ARE IN A ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN SUMMARY RAISES THEIR HAND AND GOES, I'M NOT RACIST! I KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM THOUGH, MICHAEL COHEN, SINCE HE'S THE LAWYER FOR DONALD TRUMP, I'M SURE YOU GOT A LOT OF HEAT FROM THE PEOPLE HE KNOWS, BECAUSE NOW TRUMP IS NOT JUST ON THE SIDE OF WHITE SUPREMACISTS, AND THE ALT-RIGHT, AND ALL OF THAT, BUT NOW NEO-NAZIS ARE IN THE MIX, SO THEY ARE GOING TO MICHAEL COHEN AND GOING, REALLY? YOU ARE STILL STANDING BY TRUMP, WHEN HE SAID THAT THERE WAS A MORAL EQUIVALENCY BETWEEN NAZIS AND THE PEOPLE PROTESTING NAZIS? REALLY MICHAEL? AND OKAY, HE TALKED ABOUT HIS DAD WITH THE HOLOCAUST, OBVIOUSLY THAT'S TERRIFIC, AND I WOULD ASSUME HE'S NOT ANTI-SEMITIC, THAT WOULD BE SUPER WEIRD, SO THAT'S THE FIRST PART I CAN'T BE ANTI-SEMITIC

OKAY, CHECK THEN HE WANTS TO GO ON, BECAUSE I'M SURE THE CONVERSATIONS PEOPLE WERE HAVING WITH THEM ñ NOT ON TWITTER, PEOPLE HE KNOWS THEN TALK TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE, AND DON'T SHARE A MONTAGE, OR A COLLAGE OF YOU WITH BLACK PEOPLE AS EVIDENCED JUST TO FINISH THE THOUGHT THOUGH, I'M SURE SOME PEOPLE SAID TO HIM, MICHAEL, I GET IT, YOU ARE NOT ANTI-SEMITIC YOU ARE JEWISH, ETC

BUT HE'S ALSO RACIST, MICHAEL, SO YOU ARE GOING TO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT? THAT'S WHEN HE GOES AND SAYS, HE MIGHT BE, BUT I'M NOT DO YOU NORMALLY BLACK PEOPLE HAVE WALKED NEXT TO IN MY LIFE? THIS REMINDS ME OF THE GUY WHO SAID ñ IN A STORY WE DID A NUMBER OF YEARS AGO ñ I'M NOT RACIST, I EVEN LET A NUMBER OF BLACK PEOPLE USE MY BATHROOM SO, PUTTING YOUR PICTURE WITH THE NOTORIOUS SCAM ARTIST DON KING, WHO WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BUCK, DOES NOT MAKE YOU A NONRACIST PUTTING YOUR PICTURE NEXT TO OMAROSA, I MEAN COME ON HE'S AN ATTORNEY, YOU WOULD THINK YOU WOULD BE SMART, BUT HE HAS NEVER HEARD PEOPLE JOKE ABOUT, ARE YOU GOING TO LIST ALL YOUR BLACK FRIENDS? YOU PUTTING THAT OUT THERE IS A NO GO

JUST TO MAKE SURE, I WANT TO GET A LITTLE BIT OF ñ I WANT TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE BIT OF THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, OKAY HE'S TRYING TO PUT SOMETHING OUT THERE I HAD SOMETHING ñ I HAD A SIMILAR THING HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY, LET'S WATCH TAPE OF WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY AS SOON AS YOU GO TO THE DOOR OF THAT MAN AND HIS DOG, IT WILL BE YAPPING YAPPING YAPPING AS SOON AS YOU TAKE A STEP FORWARD, IT WILL DART AWAY, AND WHEN YOU STEP BACK IT WILL START YAPPING AGAIN, AND YOU ARE LIKE, WILL SOMEBODY SHUT THIS DOG UP

I'M JUST SO RELIEVED THAT JAYAR TOOK THE TITLE OF DOG HATER BACK FROM ME HE DID I'M JUST SO UPSET THAT YOU LET'S CONTINUE TO POINT ME AS A DOG HATER, SO I TWEETED THIS PICTURE EARLIER ABOUT THE MANY INSTANCES I'VE HAD HANGING OUT WITH SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS, TO MAKE SURE YOU GUYS REALIZE, YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, OR BY ONE THING I SAID THESE PICTURES WILL LAST FOREVER SOME OF HIS BEST PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGES INCLUDE DOG

MY FAVORITE ONE IS ON THE TOP LEFT-HAND SIDE YEAH, YOU LOOK LOVINGLY AT THAT DOG I HAVE A KENNEL IF YOU GOT TO POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF WITH BLACK FOLKS UP ON TWITTER, YOU MIGHT BE A RACIST

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